Now thats how cribs should be done.

-I'd like to thank god
-For making America and its morbid holidays
-We celebrate alot of fucked up holidays
-Easter anyone?
-Dinner was good as hell
-Black Friday?
-Gotta work tommorrow
-Thats that bullshit
-I got pie, nigga!
-I got dressed for nothing
-I mean no one came through
-Oh well, more food for me
-Im gonna go home and (makes sleep motion)
-Maybe I should play video games...
-If you had the choice Operation: Doomsday or the Special Herbs Box set?
-I walked out on both :(
-Thats was very stupid
-I just cursed in front of my pops
-It was an accident
-No, I dont say shit, ass, fuck, bitch, dick, cunt, and/or damn in front of my parents
-The light rail ride here was cool
-My fingers hurt
-I feel so fat right now
-I cant wait to eat this pie
-Payday is tommorrow
-And if my check dont come
-I'll run all up in that bitch
-Dont look at me like that
-Rent due on the 4th
-Now Im not ready for Christmas
-Which reminds me
-What you getting ya man
-By man I mean me :)
- PS3?
-Thanks

Now that everyone is either blogging about “808’s and Heartbreak” or Alfamega knocking someone the fuck out. I decided to do something different. Lets face it, I love violence but I couldn’t find any footage of Alfamega knocking dude the fuck out. L

I was listening to “808’s and Heartbreak” today and thinking before Kanye, who else was doing this type of music. That’s when it hit me. SLUM VILLAGE!

Yeah, Slum Village, you know they good for that good ol rap, break up music or getting over your girl music. I’m surprised no one has said anything about that.

Songs like “I Don’t Know”, “Fall In Love”, “Look of Love”, “CB4”, or “Tainted”. Now from a rap perspective, those shits speak to me.

At this point fuck “808’s and Heartbreaks” break out that Slum Village!

Face it my niggas, shes right. Niggas be fronting hard!

Not I. I could give a shit how big you think my package is.

But niggas be fronting son. You see em, scoping the magnums. Or the ones that always try to televise they use a magnum. Nigga please. At the end of the day its not what you using but who's using it.

So to all of you, step your condom game up. Its not the size of the wand, its the magic inside lol.

-Twitter is addictive
-Im not really into music award shows
-Is it me or is it hot as fuck in this apartment?
-Youtube is the new tv now
-Who needs channels?
-Pizza put me to sleep
-NOW I CANT GO TO SLEEP
-Damn you, Pizza Hut
-I am baking in this room
-Those beats are not futuristic on 808s and Heartbreak
-Now the beats on Deltron 3030 are futuristic
-I need to get my webcam game up
-So I can vlog
-Well shit, it beats typing
-I type the random thought blogs from my phone
-Cause I be bored as shit
-1:06am gotta get up at 5am
-Im gonna be tired as hell
-Im kinda hungry now
-But dont feed me or gizmo's punkass after midnight
-That sneezing panda shit is funny
-I knew 50 wasnt coming out with a cd this year
-Who told Marvin rap over Mighty Healthy!?
-Fuck
-(sings Paranoid by Kanye West)
-Skip accounting tommorrow?
-Nah, Im paying for the shit
-I look like Tiger Woods
-Only sexier and more black
-I cant wait for thanksgiving
-Cause Im hungry
-Malcolm Maximillion cribs coming soon
-Or not

Today, I decided to listen to 808’s and Heartbreak to see if it deserved my money. As I was listening to the songs, I was countered with the fact that I was in his position February 2007.

Now I’m known for throwing a rant or two on this blog but I’ve never really felt the need to get extremely personal until now.

Anyway

In February 2007 a couple days after my 18th birthday, I found out my ex-girlfriend was cheating, approached her about it and we decided at that point to just be friends (which didn’t work cause she would still try to get with the god on the low). I was heartbroken. I wasn’t heartbroken because she had dumped me. I was heartbroken because she was pregnant with my child (I’m kinda skeptical if it was mine though now). Anywho she had a miscarriage shortly afterwards and shit just got grim.

I remember smoking tons of weed, almost being kicked out of high school in my last year for not attending, and just wilding out. I became a complete nothing. Not only did I just get out of a relationship in bad terms but a child, that I thought was mine, was gone too.

I did what Kanye is doing now, relayed that shit through music. At that time, I just wanted to make a short album or ep called “Greetings From Venus”. The idea behind “Greetings From Venus” was the whole “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus thing. As a man I belong on Mars but I was going to Venus or back in the vaginal pool as I like to call it lol.

I was experimenting with synths and some crazy shit just was coming out. I only recorded 3 songs for it. One was called “Always”, it was a sample speed up with a woman singing, “you and me, for always”. And the rap I had written for it basically was saying how for some people always is momentary. Then I did a joint called “Imagination” which really was about focusing on getting that one girl. But my favorite joint I did for it was called “Machine Love”.

I’m not sure if E-Rich remembers this or not ,but one night he stayed the night at my house. We were in the basement fucking around with beats and I played that joint. At that point we were on myspace geeking about comments I was receiving from chicks at that time. So as the song was playing he sings “She saw me on myspace, she said she liked my face” and then I went, “Machine LOVE!!!!”. Mad funny because this chick actually said she liked my face in the comment. Never got to really record that one but I loved it.

Back to Kanye West

I know what he’s going through and what he’s feeling right now. So I understand the record fully. Might not be able to relate to the loss of a mother but I have experienced loss. As for the record I’m only feeling “Say You Will”, “Heartless”, “Paranoid“, “Robocop“, and “Coldest Winter” I think everything else sucks. These songs speak to me for some reason.

Like “Say You Will” was shit I was telling chicks after my ex. I was gaining jumpoffs via the internet and when I met them they’d promise me all this shit. I’d just be like “Really?”. I didn’t trust any girl for a minute. I mean I just didn’t want to get caught up thinking shit was going one way and it was going another. So I started letting the jumpoffs knowing they were jumpoffs.

“Heartless” speaks to me cause I remember seeing the picture of the dude she was cheating on me with. Like Kanye West said “You’ll never find nobody better than me”. I mean that. I could see if he looked better than I but he didn’t. I could see if his pipe game was tight but it obviously wasn’t cause she was calling me back trying to getting something popping off, fuck outta here!.

Now I’m at the “Paranoid” stage in my current relationship. I mean I trust her but I just can’t do it fully. She hasn’t done anything to not have my trust, I’m just one of those “who, where, and what” guys. For example last week she was on the phone. I walked in the room and asked who was she talking to. She was like, “A friend” and I’m like “A friend who?”. She looked at me and said “My friend, Issac”. I thought who the fuck is Issac and told her I didn’t want to be nosey and start anything so I left. So yeah I’m paranoid than a motherfucker. Not because I don’t trust her but because I brought a lot into this relationship and I’d hate to loss it on a bad note. If you doing something, let a nigga know. I’ll say cool and we’ll just be cool.

I just find “Robocop” funny but I completely understand. I’m not a fucking robot and you will not be going through my shit cause I don’t go through yours. I don’t have this problem now but when I was with my cheating ex, I had to remind her that I knew other women besides her. Which kinda makes me feel weird about being paranoid now. Because if I can talk to the opposite sex via internet and phone, why can’t she? Maybe I’m not secure enough for that yet.

And “Coldest Winter” is one of the greatest records he has done. Mad emotion into that record, I really like it. So truthfully and I felt that way in July when my uncle died. Just everything was so cold and I didn’t even want to be around people. I guess it was a cold summer for me.

To conclude, 808’s And Heartbreak is by no means a decent album. But the songs that really touch you, really do touch you. Listening to some of these records I feel or I have felt that way so its easy to relate to for me. Monday, Kanye will be getting my money. I’ll never listen to it straight through again. It’ll get the “Digi Snax” treatment, just put on the shelf with the other cds.

If you guys didn’t notice, I’m somewhat becoming a twitter whore. Moving on, I haven’t really endorsed or co-signed any rapper in a while. Sure I promoted 88 Keys a couple times on this blog. But I haven’t really co-signed a rapper in a minute.

As a person who raps, I’m always listening for lyrics. Sure I like Project Pat but I’m always looking for rhyme patterns, metaphors, wordplay and etc. I can honestly say I haven’t been this blown away since hearing Elzhi, Jay Electronica, and Bronze Nazareth.

Which brings me back to the artist of the week: Holocaust/Warcloud/Robot Tank

Man, if you’re a wu fan, you’ve heard the song “Holocaust” by RZA featuring Holocaust, Dr. Doom (rip), and Ghostface Killah. I do not need to say that the way Holocaust opens up the track is amazing. The verse is so good, RZA decided to name the song after him.

At that point, I felt like I needed to listen to Holocaust. I got on Wu-Corp and asked someone to put me on to some Holocaust. They did but it wasn’t that Holocaust, it was Warcloud. Now this can get confusing so let me break it down.

Holocaust/Warcloud/Robot Tank is from Los Angeles, CA. When he takes on his different monikers, he changes his voice, and his rhyme patterns accordingly.

So when I heard the Warcloud shit, I immediately threw it off as weak. It wasn’t the Holocaust I was used to. It was some high pitch voiced nigga rapping about random shit, literally. I never listened to him again. I’m lying, I decided last week due to the wack shit out now, check him out and see if I was missing something.

HOLY SHIT, I WAS!!!!

Man if he kept rhyming Holocaust style which he described as a “The Mixed Forest Zone” (I’m not making that shit up lol) he could have been a top 10 emcee. Shit he still might be… I mean he literally embarrassed Killarmy on all 3 songs he appeared on them with, especially on "Doomsday".

Peep this verse from a freestyle he did

Hazardous waste leaks out my brainstem, light up a dark room
Then mark goons with large wounds from knives and sharp spoons
It’s harsh doom which starts soon, the gifted merchant
Fuck the apple, I tackled it then bit the serpent
You get the curtains, controversial critical thinking
While the sound intensity bedazzles pitiful weaklings
Sinking deep into a trancelike state, battling illness
Manifest allergic reactions that’ll be realness
So feel this vitamin pack, battleaxe
Chop that ass into stack type raps, it rattles tacks until they crack
Back smack wack cats for touching mics
Ducking spikes in an ancient temple where nothing’s bright
Fucking trife ‘Running Man’ bombs expert
With networks spraying up your sweatshirts
Pressure until your flesh burst

What he did was get bored and started different shit and now he’s on his “Old Jail Pajama Room” style, which isn’t that bad once you get into it. America (the song that was on my page for a minute) is in this style. He’s bring poetry back into rap literally making it rhythm and poetry again. Although he may go off in a tangent, just relax, and try not to understand it. When you try to understand it you miss the point.

He did put out an official album called “The Holocaust” which I would recommend. But if you cant get it, listen to, “God Be With You", "Monarchs”, and “No Image”. Or if your like me and love lyrics, read all his lyrics here!

Peep him do an accapella freestlye then snap your fingers poetry style afterwards!

So what, I like Project Pat. Pat needs to hit us with another "Don't Save Her". Saw this shit at NahRight.

Priceless

So last Thursday was a normal Thursday like any other. Work, school, walk home from Timinonium. Until, I was approached by a news anchor from WJZ after I just got off the light rail.

"Sir, would you like to talk about the troubles with the light rail", she said to me.

"Is she with the news? I see a camera! Fuck that, I'm about to be on the news, nigga!", I thought to myself.

"Sure I'd like to tell you about the light rail", I replied back to her.

Sure as shit the camera man just put the camera in my face and she started asking me about the light rail. I basically told her that its crowded and the delay is causing me to be late for my Biology class. Afterwards, I immediately called my mother and told her I was gonna be on the news. The next morning sure as shit, I was on the news at 5:45am! Luckily, I found a clip on the internet.

I'm shaking cause it was cold as fuck and I didn't want to put my polo hoody on in the vid and look ghetto.

You can watch it here, just click the video to the right, I come on during the 1:21 mark. They put my name all coolish on the bottom and shit!

-I hate cutting my hair in the winter...
-A nigga head colder than a monkey in Alaska god, word is bond
-Yo, I havent made a beat in 2 weeks
-College be getting in the way of shit
-I was on the news!
-My moms saw me!
-I dont like MIMS but he can rap
-Im an angry drunk
-What can I say, it runs in the family
-Dont touch my fucking kool-aid!
-Oh shit! Im getting buff
-Biology report due Tuesday and I didnt really start...
-I gotta pick out my classes the 8th of December
-I havent been on the internet in a while
-I miss my mom
-Myspace is an ill place for jumpoffs
-These hoes be killing me god
-Thanks for the request
-But I have a girl already
-I should buy Madden
-I gotta finish my season in NBA 2K9
-Ill muay ti elbow to the throat nigga!
-Fuck who's couch?
-Did this nigga diss me?
-This is the third time that has happened
-But why I dont tell people I rhyme
-Fuck that shit Im back in battle mode
-I really dont want to go to work tommorow
-Or school
-Weekends are not long enough
-Sleep?

The Rules Go As Follows:

1. Link to the person who tagged you.
2. Post the rules on your blog.
3. Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself.
4. Tag six however many people you want at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.
5. Let each random person know they've been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.

1. Link to the person who tagged you.

E-Rich

2. Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself.

A. I own more graphic tee shirts than all of my friends and probably you too

B. When I don't currently like the person I'm talking to and/or I'm being "shy" I won't look them in the face.

C. Before even thinking about being a rapper, I wanted to be a rock star. I even had an electric guitar!

D. I learned the art of freestyling on a street corner in Paterson, NJ at the age of 9. In high school I battled all four years and only suffered one (arguable) loss. But if you ask me to kick a quick freestyle now, I'd probably suck cause I haven't fully practiced in two years.

E. I produced a song for some bum ass nigga that featured Cappadonna on it for $50 in 2007. I used to have a copy but not anymore :(. I think my girl does though.

F. I was always an "artist" type of person. Before wanting to be a rock star, I wanted to write novels. Even after discovering I wanted to be musician, I wanted to draw and paint pictures. Oh and yes I was pretty good at drawing until I put it down to become better at writing and making music.

3. Tag some random motherfuckers
Danielle
Superwoman

-Ok so I caught a stomach virus from my girl
-Used it as an excuse to call out of work
-Well shit I needed a day off
-Didnt really do what I planned on doing today though
-I should be sleep I gotta get up a 4:30
-Dude use apple juice instead of milk for a smoothie, I found out the hardway
-I should call my mother tommorrow on my way home
-Finding a decent apartment in a decent neighborhood is challenging
-Time for some action
-Damn, shes sleep
-Jewelry Television, is she trying to drop a hint?
-She didnt take mine, I had that sweetwater catalog on the floor for a week
-Yeah nigga, shes woke!
-"We got love"?
-False alarm, shes sleep talking again
-I need a part time job that'll come out with me making 1k a month
-Dinner was cool coulda used more shrimp though
-Shit, shrimp is expensive
-I look forward to going to work tommorrow
-I cant wait til the semester ends
-Project due next tuesday?
-I'll do it on Sunday
-Or Monday night
-She still sleep, Pr0n time!
-Im thirsty
-No more kool-aid!?

I must say I have had the honor of talking to 88 Keys a couple times throughout this year. He's a real down to earth and overall cool dude.

With that said, this cd "The Death of Adam" is worth copping! I've been waiting for this to come out since E-Rich and I went to go see him perform live about a month ago. I've also heard early versions of some of these songs too. I never posted them because he really didn't want his shit out there like that and I respected that.

But I'm listening to the album now and I must say its gonna live up to its hype. Tommorrow, your not doing shit anyway, go cop "The Death of Adam".

See this is one of the reasons I don't fuck with religon. You saw that shit? That bitch and her child is nuts god, word is bond.

From what I'm hearing from alot of "religous" people, Obama is the antichrist simply because he's black and some scripture in revealtions. The scripture supposedly is in Chapter 13. I think you overly religous motherfuckers are reading into it too deep.

Is it me or everything thats remotely, black is put off as something bad? Black is suppose to be the true color of the people. That is, if you overly religous assholes actually follow the bible fully.

I'm not saying the bibles false. I'm saying that people put too much faith in it and this is the results we get from it. They don't look at it as the basic instructions before leaving earth. They look at it like a fucking timeline and its not. The bible is moral instructions to lead a decent life.

I mean so what I said we treating dude like Jesus right now.

To get off topic for a second, this bitch ain't even american or black for that matter. Whoever she is she needs to just breathe easy. She needs to take a chill pill and stop reading whatever the fuck she's reading. I mean its amazing how books (Yeah I said it, the bible is a fucking book, with lovely metaphors) can fuck peoples heads up.

I mean like I said I'm not the most religous person on Earth. But in all honesty I'd expect the antichrist to be white (racist I know) because thats who we have been oppressed by the majority of our time on Earth. So I'm not bashing anyone who believes in the bible (I come from a bapist and penecostal family), I'm just saying think logically and stop with the fucking conspiracy theories!

And if you still think Barack Obama is the antichrist, check this blogspot out!

Are you ready? Well get ready for.... Disappointment. Don't give me that look. I voted for Barack but don't expect too much from dude right now. I'm hoping that he does everything we all want him to do. In reality alot of the shit we elected him to do will take a term or two.

I'm just saying, we treating dude like Jesus right now.

Don't take it like I'm saying he's not gonna do shit but I'm saying prepare for just in case he can't fix all the shit we want him to. Change takes time people as you saw. It took this country how many years to barely get over racism? Last great depression lasted for a decade this one could very well do the same.

We already know my man Barack got Bobby Kennedy's swag (I hate that word but it was needed here). Lets just hope he some how inherits Bill Clintons money making abilitys to lead us out of this economic shithole. Lets just hope he can lead us to victory in Iran!

But remember, don't expect too much.

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Now if you remember awhile back Joe Budden was trying to figure out who had the best verse on this record. The record is out now. I'm giving best verse to Joell Ortiz, that nigga is killing every fucking thing he touches.

Hear it immediately

-I suddenly dont want to shop in Giant anymore since I no longer work there

-I should have cut my hair yesterday

-I wonder whats for dinner tonight....

-Can I afford a smoothie now that I got paid?

- Wait I cant my credit card bill is due...

- WTF my cell phone bill is 175? Who the fuck am I talking to!?

- I could really go for some sexual activity right now but wifeys gone, shit.

-Is it me or porn isnt as excited as it used to be...

-Shit I want some pizza!

-The Cheesecake Factory is overrated. IHOP > The Cheesecake Factory

-Paper and presentation due thursday, motherfucker!

-I hate waiting for the bus

- Gotta get a drivers permit in December or my mother in law wont talk to me...

-I should call my momma now

- Wait shes in church

- I am sexier than a motherfucker, motherfucker

- Did I leave the tv on?

-Fuck I need some cereal